Mathematics Quote by Rick Sutter

TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

— Olubayo Adebiyi

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?!…

— Anonymous

“Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4? Class: At once!”

— Various

“I still remember the day I got my first calculator Teacher: All right, children, welcome to fourth grade math. Everyone take a calculator out…

— Simon Rich

Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework? Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems!

— Anonymous

Teacher: Where is your homework? ME: I lost it fighting with kid who said you werent the best teacher in school.

— Anonymous

Students never think it can be the teacher's fault and so I thought I was stupid. I was frustrated and would come home and…

— Danica McKellar

TEACHER: You should KNOW this, you learned it 3 Year ago! Me: Bitch, I dont even remember what happened last week!

— Anonymous

“There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the wise man choose? The answer is: I’ll take…

— Jarod Kintz

I was the kid who'd get up in class and tell the teacher, 'But we were supposed to have a test today! I studied…

— Russi Taylor

Math was always hard for me, but my dad would come up with ways of making it fun. I remember playing 'Number Munchers' on…

— Seth Numrich

“I had this teacher who kept telling me that if I was ever in a fair fight, someone had made a mistake,” she said”

— Jim Butcher