Quote by Ogden Nash Download Open image ““Philo Vance / Needs a kick in the pance.”” — Ogden Nash ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Vance shook his head. "Philly, I love you, buddy. I do. But you're not my type." "I'm not?" "What? Are you insulted?" Philip was… — A. Lee Martinez Copy Share Image
“I could almost see the resignation on the old man’s face. I knew he would draw a breath and sigh that I insisted on… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
“I look over at Phil—disgusting, perverted, foot-fetish Phil—and pray that she hurries the hell up.” — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“It's going to be okay. Donny doesn't know it yet, but he just picked a fight with the wrong bunch of guys." -- Julian… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
“He’s coming over,” Lindsay says. “What do you want me to do? Kick him in the balls? I’ve been dying to kick him in… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Maybe everyone was part con man. Maybe everybody was in the game, and Phil just knew better than anyone else how to play.” — David Howard Copy Share Image
“And only one thing came to mind when the landing gear hit the runway a few minutes later. Fuck you, Eric. I’m going home.… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Her cadre cracked up, and Jerry, who was a bit of a ringer for Bob Denver, rolled his eyes good-naturedly.” — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the kick in the pants we need must come from our own foot!” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“He gripped it and the sky began to spin; and Pidge knew that if he didn't put it right, the country would somehow obey… — Pat O'Shea Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
