Drink Quote by Nigel Farage

I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

— Kurt Rambis

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

— Prince Philip

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

— Khaled Hosseini

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

— Demetri Martin

If they trust you, they wouldn't test you.

— KM II

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

— Czech Proverb

When I was in Russia I found that I thought I was going to give these people that I was interviewing a whole bunch…

— Sheena Iyengar

It's one of the reasons I don't do drugs. One sniff and I'd go all the way.

— Patrick Marber

I control the conditions so my testers become my testees.

— Derren Brown

If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

— Anonymous

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test.

— Mark Zuckerberg

One good test is worth a thousand expert opinions.

— Wernher von Braun