"My roommates said they'd get me rims for……" — Nick Swardson
"My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds."
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34 Quotes by Nick Swardson
Nick Swardson has 34 quotes on this site.
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Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
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If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those…
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Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
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No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the…
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I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.
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God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.
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Can we take a shower and talk about this?
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Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
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You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good, oh my gosh. You look…
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Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
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More Beds Quotes
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With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of…
— Richard Branson
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We're introducing separate rooms with double beds in all of our planes so people can actually go with their partner…
— Richard Branson
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Spring drew on... and a greenness grew over those brown beds, which, freshening daily, suggested the thought that hope traversed…
— Charlotte Bronte
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To be a woman and a writer is double mischief, for the world will slight her who slights "the servile…
— Dilys Laing
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We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction. We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand…
— George Orwell
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And I will make thee beds of roses, And a thousand fragrant posies.
— Marie Antoinette
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English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows,…
— Alan Coren
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To be shelterless and alone in the open country, hearing the wind moan and watching for day through the whole…
— Charles Dickens
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Strength and strength's will are the supreme ethic. All else are dreams from hospital beds, the sly, crawling goodness of…
— Elbert Hubbard
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God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired…
— Cynthia Rylant
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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one…
— Jack Handey
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As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange…
— Henry Winkler
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