"Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!" — Nick Swardson
"Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!"
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34 Quotes by Nick Swardson
Nick Swardson has 34 quotes on this site.
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Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
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If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those…
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Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
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No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the…
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I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.
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God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.
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Can we take a shower and talk about this?
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Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
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You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good, oh my gosh. You look…
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Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
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More Hey Quotes
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Hey, I took karate when I was 17 years old; I am dangerous.
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Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of…
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I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan…
— Kate Beckinsale
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A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me…
— Yogi Berra
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All I can say is, hey, if you have fun doing what you do, if you have fun playing soccer,…
— Freddy Adu
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I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.
— Christina Aguilera
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Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
— Jimmy Buffett
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Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!
— Brooke Burke
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I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the…
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