"Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his……" — Nick Swardson
"Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!"
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34 Quotes by Nick Swardson
Nick Swardson has 34 quotes on this site.
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Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
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If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those…
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Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
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No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the…
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I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.
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God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.
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Can we take a shower and talk about this?
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Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
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You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good, oh my gosh. You look…
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Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
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More Barry Quotes
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one of 88 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
— Dave Barry
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The relationship that counts most in my life is the one I have with myself. I have a great, great,…
— Diane von Furstenberg
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If Diane Modahl was 40 times over the testosterone limit she'd have a deep voice and we'd all be calling…
— Unknown Author
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But Barry, to me, is head and shoulders above everybody.
— Marcus Allen
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Barry Jones once said that Australia is the only country where the word 'academic' is a pejorative. The academic sector…
— Gustav Nossal
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The real debate isn't over National League MVP, but over which of Barry Bonds' seasons should be considered his finest.…
— Ken Rosenthal
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Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama…
— Conan O'Brien
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Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs.…
— Conan O'Brien
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I remember being married to John Barry and trying to be the best wife in the world.
— Jane Birkin
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I have the background singers of Ray Charles, the background singers of Smokey Robinson, and the background singers of Barry…
— Della Reese
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I can't record in the morning because I sound like Barry White.
— Toni Braxton
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I have never been so calculating as to sing some Barry White song to get a girl. But I do…
— John Stamos
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