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• I keep thinking I'll enjoy suspense novels, and sometimes I do. I've read about 20 Dick Francis novels. — Nicholson Baker
• The Dick, Jane, and Spot primers have gone to that bookshelf in the sky. I have, in some ways, a… — Chris Van Allsburg
• Besides all those whaling details, Moby Dick is about someone who's looking for something so huge, something they've wanted all… — Laurie Anderson
• Dick Clark really didn't make rock 'n roll safe for America, as many people think. — Annette Funicello
• I never was that boy who loved gangster films, but when I was growing up, I was obsessed with the… — Ryan Gosling
• I loved literary science fiction. In fact, as a kid, when I was reading science fiction, I thought 'I can't… — Matt Groening
• Guitar Player Magazine says Dick Dale is the father of Heavy Metal, blowing up 48 amplifiers, creating the first power… — Dick Dale
• All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were… — Dick Van Dyke
• There's the typical books, Moby Dick and, I guess in my adult life I began to read biographies more than… — Julius Erving
• I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a… — Neil Patrick Harris
• I wish I had thrown out the bathroom scale at age 16. Weighing yourself every morning is like waking up… — Anne Lamott
• Dick Clark was a really great influence in my career; he helped me a lot with his whole organization, and… — Cyndi Lauper

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