Quote by Molly Harper Download Open image ““Nothing says 'I'm not that into you', like taser-fire.”” — Molly Harper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t stop because… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“I guess we'll have to get you a Taser too.” Meow. “No, I'm not getting you a knife.” Meow. “We'll discuss this when I… — Nick Pirog Copy Share Image
“Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“No one is protecting you. You are all alone, aren’t you?” he asks while he lets my elbow drop from his hand. I can… — Amy A. Bartol Copy Share Image
“(By the way, yes, it’s TASER in all caps. It’s an acronym for Thomas A. Swift’s Electronic Rifle, believe it or not. Never let… — Massad Ayoob Copy Share Image
“I'm tryin' to figure out whether I'm gonna slap some sense into you or fuck the shit outta you.” — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“Collaborators let down their guards. Successful collaborators still carry a taser.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“You pierce me with a look, a word, a gesture. And yet those same weapons could shield me from hurt if you so choose.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl. — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The fact that these kits [vampire protection] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they were going… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image