Cupid Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cupid Remember Shots Valentine Valentine 's day
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a holiday of high emotions, mostly stress. The occasion has the unique ability to make both those who do participate in… — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing. — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
Cupid stays young to symbolize that love never grows old.. He shoots arrows at hearts, to symbolize that true love hurts. — Florabel Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
True it is, as society is instituted, marriage becomes somewhat of a lottery, for all its votaries are either the victims of Cupid or… — Arthur Frederick Saunders Copy Share Image
Poetical taste is the only magician whose wand is not broken. No hand, except its own, can dissolve the fabric of beauty in which… — Robert Aris Willmott Copy Share Image
The man is always the last to know when Cupid has struck him -Anonymous, Memoirs of a Mistress — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
Things base and vile, holding no quantity, love can transpose to form and dignity — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Remove but the temptations of leisure, and the bow of Cupid will lose its effect. — Ovid Copy Share Image
You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“One-night stands are grand & all. But it hardly gives a man time to learn what a woman really likes.” I lower my voice.… — Heather R. Blair Copy Share Image
Cupid is anything but cute. As for handing our hearts, he’s more likely to rip them out. (Julian) But he can make people fall… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Love's heralds should be thoughts, Which ten times faster glide than the sun's beams Driving back shadows over low'ring hills. Therefore do nimble-pinioned doves… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Art as an aesthetic principle was supported by thousands of years of discernment and psychic rewards, but art as a commodity was held up… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
