Christmas Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Littles Motorcycle My son Son
When I was a kid and Christmas was coming up, my dad would ask me what I wanted, and I always said a motorbike.… — Lewis Hamilton Copy Share Image
I was riding dirt bikes when I was a little kid. I got my first Harley Davidson when I was 17 years old. It… — David Labrava Copy Share Image
When I was 15, all the boys at school had off-road motorbikes. I wasn't allowed to have one, so I just went out and… — Katie Price Copy Share Image
I have tried to teach people there are three kicks in every dollar: one, when you make it; two, when you have it. The… — William Allen White Copy Share Image
I think if I got a bicycle from my father, I should give a car to my son. — Lech Walesa Copy Share Image
My dad had no interest in motorbikes at all. It didn't come up on his radar. — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
“You’ve never ridden a motorcycle before?” “Nope.” “What kind of bad-boy girlfriend are you?” I ask in mock dismay. “Evidently a terrible one.” I… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me. — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
“Don’t get ideas. That boy’s behind won’t mount a bike, precious. He might blow one up in a military exercise, but he’s not gonna… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I had an Indian Scout motorcycle during high school, but I never could take it to school. My dad would sneak out at night… — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
I had been warned not to get on a motorcycle, sort of. I think there is a clause in most general basic contracts to… — Charisma Carpenter Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
