Bargains Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bargains Christmas Dollars Get real Items Real Saws Ten Yacht
The price of Christmas toys is outrageous - a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters. I remember a Christmas… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
A bargain is something you have to find a use for once you have bought it. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Honestly, I got my first brand deal for $10,000 and I gave it away. I got it, went outside and gave it to a… — MrBeast Copy Share Image
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there's a bargain in every garage sale - not as much as there used to be, but they're still there. — Judith Miller Copy Share Image
The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Sometimes what seems like a real bargain can turn out to be a very expensive mistake — Ricky Wayn D Zangako Copy Share Image
Don't despair if you are short of cash. Be creative. Looking back, you'll discover that the Christmases when you had the least money were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's ironic how when I was younger I wanted the most expensive thing as a gift. Now what I want the most doesn't cost… — Francisco Quinonez Copy Share Image
A bargain is something you dont need at a price you cant resist. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Even if you have $20,000 to buy an item, you still try to get a good price at antique stores. I collect furniture, rugs,… — Ursula Andress Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I have thoroughly tried school-keeping, and found that my expenses were in proportion, or rather out of proportion, to my income,for I was obliged to dress and train, not to say think and believe, accordingly, and I lost my time into the bargain. As I did not teach for the good of my fellow-men, but simply for a livelihood, this… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share
You don't bargain with terrorists. You don't appease terrorists. And anybody who believes that this is about something we've done has to ask themselves… — Michael Chertoff Copy Share Image
To love unconditionally requires no contracts, bargains or agreements. — Marion Woodman Copy Share Image
If you want something and don't get it, there are only two reasons. You either really didn't want it, or you tried to bargain… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Our goal is to find an outstanding business at a sensible price, not a mediocre business at a bargain price. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
What we shouldn't be doing is trying to take away your rights to bargain for better wages or working conditions... These so-called "right to… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I would prefer to remain in prison for another 20 years than bargain my beliefs for freedom. — Samir Geagea Copy Share Image
Let us not envy some men their accumulated riches; their burden would be too heavy for us; we could not sacrifice, as they do,… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
Off-the-rack solutions, like bargain basement dresses, never fit anymore. — Francoise Giroud Copy Share Image
The natives are very exact and punctual in the bounds of their lands, belonging to this or that prince or people, even to a… — Roger Williams Copy Share Image
Community colleges are great bargains. They avoid the fancy amenities four-year liberal arts colleges need in order to lure the children of the middle… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image