Accidents Quote by Milton Berle

“Someone who can make things happen must be alerted.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

“Almost all accidents and injuries happen when an individual is not being present and not paying attention to what they are doing.”

— Tobe Hanson

“What exactly is your job here?’ ‘So that’s what you’ve dragged yourself out here to ask. See now I’m disappointed, you could have at…

— Lindsay Anne Kendal

“A woman is driving along when the car in front of her hits the brakes suddenly, and she plows into it. An extremely short…

— Lawrence Dorfman

“A steel door clapped open as a guard stepped from the bulletproof viewing station across the hall. "Adams!" "That you?" "I told you, I…

— Davis Bunn

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,…

— Tommy Cooper

“Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.”

— Darynda Jones

A man who has to go to the village to get the news hasn't heard from himself in a long time.

— Henry David Thoreau

“Tommy’s dialogue can be genuinely amusing, but now, with all eyes focused on me sitting in a parked car, the lines became curiously difficult…

— Greg Sestero

“Plenty of patrons had asked me strange things, but this was the first who asked me where my car was parked. It was almost…

— Scott Douglas

“Why and earth should an unshaven young man in a track suit be carrying a basket of oranges and yesterday's newspaper? The whole boat…

— John le Carré

“When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to you.”

— Steven Magee