"The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads……" — Mike Harding
"The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously."
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18 Quotes by Mike Harding
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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