"The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium,……" — Mike Harding
"The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service."
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18 Quotes by Mike Harding
Mike Harding has 18 quotes on this site.
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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give…
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Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs…
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep…
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place…
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... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to…
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British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of…
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Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men…
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However,…
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The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a…
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More Castrating Quotes
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one of 7 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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As her sons have seen her: the mother in patriarchy: controlling, erotic, castrating, heart-suffering, guilt-ridden, and guilt-provoking; a marble brow,…
— Adrienne Rich
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If you think that you can stop crime by catching us, locking us up, punishing us by brutal treatment, hanging…
— Carl Panzram
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The price of property in city centres is making it impossible, particularly in the big cities, for any kind of…
— Joseph Rykwert
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Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting…
— Kaz Cooke
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There's nothing like castrating 20 pigs before lunch. I did that during school whenever the need arose. They'd call out…
— Fred Ward
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If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bitch, don't waste your time…
— Merrill Markoe
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