"You can always tell who went to catholic……" — Mike Birbiglia
"You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists."
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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site.
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…
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You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
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If there are people out by the bus, I'll come off the bus and sign autographs, too. I always want…
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The mind controls so much of the body. We are much more than flesh and blood; we are complex systems.…
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Every human being has, like Socrates, an attendant spirit; and wise are they who obey its signals. If it does…
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I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to school but because my mother took…
— Sandra Cisneros
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People always tell me, 'Reinvent yourself, re-this, re-whatever.' I haven't reinvented myself. It's an honest evolution. I've always been authentic.
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I always tell people, it took me 10 minutes and 35 years in the business. I get tired of playing…
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I always tell the kids, You know what's great about going the extra mile? There's very little traffic.
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I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower…
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They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably…
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When you're a child, grownups always tell you that "sticks and stones will break your bones, but words will never…
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