"Sometimes my fans are too nice." — Mike Birbiglia
"Sometimes my fans are too nice."
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Mike Birbiglia
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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site.
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…
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More Fans Quotes
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I've always been a big fan of science fiction and of the worlds of the spiritual and the mystic.
— Dan Aykroyd
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I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then…
— Jensen Ackles
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I don't understand the mentality of a rock fan, being obsessed with two or three songs from 25 years ago.…
— Sebastian Bach
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In the fantasy, sci-fi world, the fans are so discerning and they're so tough and they're so intelligent, and they're…
— Scott Bakula
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I started my career without fans.
— Christian Bale
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If your music is great, you will have fans, not because you have spent time chatting on social media.
— Bryan Adams
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If we play to first time Blink 182 listeners, it's good they are listening to us and not the Backstreet…
— Travis Barker
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I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know…
— Charles Barkley
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
— Dave Barry
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
— Dave Barry
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In opera tradition, when opera die-hard fans, there is a replacement of singer or singer wasn't at his or hers…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan…
— Kate Beckinsale
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