"Jokes are so personal, and they bring us……" — Mike Birbiglia
"Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways."
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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site.
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…
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More Bring Quotes
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one of 7,563 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
— Aristophanes
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Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit.
— Aristotle
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To bring anything into your life, imagine that it's already there.
— Richard Bach
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God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist.
— Saint Augustine
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Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does.
— Jane Austen
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Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where…
— Bill Ayers
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Each one of us, and, indeed, all those who aspire to national leadership must bring their own visions, views and…
— Ibrahim Babangida
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There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn…
— Richard Bach
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One of the factors a country's economy depends on is human capital. If you don't provide women with adequate access…
— Michelle Bachelet
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Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God.
— Francis Bacon
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There's three things: there's masculinity, there's intelligence, there's sensitivity. You've got to bring those three things to a leading man's…
— Alec Baldwin
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People want change. How is Barack going to do it? I think McCain can bring change.
— Stephen Baldwin
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