"I'm a compulsive everything." — Mike Birbiglia
"I'm a compulsive everything."
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Mike Birbiglia
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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site.
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…
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More Compulsive Quotes
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I have got this obsessive compulsive disorder where I have to have everything in a straight line, or everything has…
— David Beckham
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Suppose we were able to share meanings freely without a compulsive urge to impose our view or conform to those…
— David Bohm
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I think that the romantic impulse is in all of us and that sometimes we live it for a short…
— Jane Campion
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I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.
— Kelly Clarkson
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I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in…
— Fiona Apple
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Asking ourselves, 'Where am I right now?' gives us a chance to step outside the internal dialogue for a moment…
— Unknown Author
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Western laziness consists of cramming our lives with compulsive activity, so that there is no time at all to confront…
— Sogyal Rinpoche
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Welcome to the psychiatric hotline: if you are obsessive compulsive press one repeatedly. If you are schizophrenic listen closely and…
— Barbara Oakley
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When we hang on to resentments, we poison ourselves. As compulsive overeaters, we cannot afford resentment, since it exacerbates our…
— Elizabeth I
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Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads; ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid…
— Martin Gardner
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I am methodical to the point of being obsessive-compulsive. And I have always been good at multi-tasking.
— Deepika Padukone
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Well, I used to be a compulsive exerciser, but I'm over that.
— Courtney Thorne Smith
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