Quote by Mike Birbiglia

“People who can’t hack it as Irwins because they’re too violent go into the air travel industry.”

— Mira Grant

“The Delta agent saw my itinerary and said, 'You’re flying to Jakarta via Atlanta, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur? You must have really…

— Tucker Elliot

“Without the threat of punishment, there is no joy in flight.”

— Kōbō Abe

“Whatever the benefits of prolific and convenient air travel, we may curse it for its smooth subversion of our attempts to use journeys to…

— Alain de Botton

“Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice to have someone sitting there beside you, especially when you…

— Eric Wald

“If I could fly, I would soar all the way up to the window of a plane carrying a suitcase in my hand, then…

— Colin Nissan

“He tilted his head to one side, considering me, his weathered face impossible to read. But his voice was kind as he said, "There…

— Jennifer Echols

Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you…

— Dave Barry

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to…

— Hussein Nishah

“Fly Heisenberg Airlines – we don’t know where we are, but we’re making damned good time.”

— Pat Cadigan

Tell them to send everything that can fly.

— Richard M. Nixon

Always seek less turbulent skies. Hurt. Fly above it. Betrayal. Fly above it. Anger. Fly above it. You are the one who is flying…

— Marianne Williamson