Coffee Quote by Michael McIntyre

“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup…

— Nora Ephron

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Coffee is coffee to me, I don't mind what country it comes from, who picks it or under what conditions, and I really don't…

— Colin Bateman

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so pour the hot coffee right in. But obviously I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee.

— Howard Schultz

“ 'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a…

— S.W. Vaughn

You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.

— Anonymous

“Whenever I see someone carrying a cup of coffee from a Starbucks competitor, whether it’s an independent coffee shop or a fast-food chain, I…

— Howard Schultz

“Starbucks wasn't something people decided for or against in a casual way. It was obviously a key part of their lives, an important destination…

— Michael Gates Gill

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when…

— Chris Kyle

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

— Rory Bremner

“What’s wrong with Starbucks?" “It's a big, faceless corporation.” He raised a good-natured brow. “So far, they've let me keep my face.”

— Rainbow Rowell