Quote by Me Download Open image “I hate it when you're brushing your teeth and you suddenly have to sneeze..” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“With a sudden pressure heralded by pricks of sweat along my drastically receding hairline, I swab the bottom of my salad plate with a… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that. — Kendall Jenner Copy Share Image
Why do I always have nonstop sneezes in the wrong place at the wrong time..? WHY???? — Sachithra Copy Share Image
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You must not sneeze. If you have a vehement cold you must take no notice of it; if your nose membranes feel a great… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
Have you ever been so tired you don't feel like brushing your teeth? May happen tonight. — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
