Quote by Me Download Open image “Bitch please, The only thing you could turn on is the microwave.” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shut the fuck up man! Everytime I come in the house you got the microwave on high, fuck you! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast. — Limahl Copy Share Image
Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
