Adult humor Quote by Me

A man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. He types in mypenis. The wife then starts laughing hysterically when it…

— Brii Ann

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, *Mypenis,* and the wife falls on…

— Tamika-leeigh

“In a small, dark room with no windows, a man hunched over his cluttered workstation. Papers were scattered all over the surface of the…

— Steve DeWinter

A man was having an argument with his wife. In the heat of the argument, the wife called him a fool. The husband got…

— Horla

Laughter is the cipher key wherewith we decipher the whole man

— Thomas Carlyle

A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the…

— Anonymous

“There's this sailor with a pet parrot. But the parrot swears like an old sea captain. He can swear for five minutes straight without…

— Ed Robinson

One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife…

— Horla

Love it when someone's laugh is funnier that the joke.!

— Anonymous

“A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys…

— Michael Hopkins

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to…

— Henny Youngman

A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg!…

— Anonymous