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“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when you’ll be glad you’re a pet owner.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It could be said that the dishes used human beings in a symbiotic relationship, convincing us through their usefulness to make new dishes.”

— Scott Adams

“If you do dishes, you can live here forever.”

— Kaje Harper

“Pets are not eaten (usually), but they feed our souls.”

— Jessica Pierce

“Yes, it’s true. I can now tell you where cups and plates are to be found in my own kitchen. I know it’s a…

— Rebecca L. Ethington

“I don't´t like doing dishes. I like eating with my hands and off napkins.”

— Stephen Chbosky

“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.”

— Emma McLaughlin

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

— Jarod Kintz

“That's what you did when someone was having a hard time. You fed them. It was a tradition that crossed all cultures.”

— Nichole Chase

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“First, we must rediscover our kitchens. Never has a culture spent more to remodel and techno-glitz its kitchens, but at the same time been…

— Karl Weber