Attention Quote by Margo Kaufman

“Afterwards, I’d stood on my balcony in the purple twilight, wearing nothing but a towel. Scandalous! I’d watched an incredible moon come up from…

— Margaret Lashley

“When the moon rose, I’d wonder if there was a boy somewhere looking at the same moon, maybe in Europe or America or Africa.…

— Holden Sheppard

“there was a battered desk with its drawers open and askew, like a lady of the night with her heels kicked off and pantyhose…

— Jen Frederick

“The brainless serenity of charwomen and janitors working late at night came over us. In a messy world we were at least making our…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell…

— Jack Handey

“So there were people who got up at noon, pared their toenails, and sat naked in hotel rooms without regarding each day as an…

— Erica Jong

“Chester watched it shining clearly above the picnic grounds. Soon an astronaut would step down off the LEM of Apollo 11 and plant his…

— Quentin R. Bufogle

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing…

— Alan Turing

“Technology had failed me. We could put a man on the moon and make computers that fit in my back pocket, but I still…

— Marie Sexton

“What does a man stand up to do, a woman sit down to do, and a dog lift its leg to do?” And then,…

— Terry Pratchett

“If a man changes a toilet paper roll & no one is around to see it, did it really happen? #Mancode question of the day.”

— Rachel Thompson

I would have rather had a dad with change jingling in his pocket; one who would have spent the last forty minutes of the…

— S.A. Bodeen