Care Quote by Margo Kaufman

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do…

— Peg Kehret

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

— Demetri Martin

Rodents are pests and not pets, and anything that manically runs around a wheel 24/7 and occasionally has 19 babies in the middle of…

— Claudia Winkleman

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

— Jim Gaffigan

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

— Steven Wright

Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests.

— Anonymous

As houses well stored with provisions are likely to be full of mice, so the bodies of those that eat much are full of…

— Diogenes

Ants in the house seem to be, not intruders, but the owners.

— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

— Bill Murray

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

— Henny Youngman

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a…

— Demetri Martin

I'm not a big fan of spiders, rats, especially if they're like - I got up one morning on a holiday recently, and there…

— Tim Burton