Accidents Quote by Mackenzie Davis

I hate shopping. I don't go shopping. If I do, I run in and out.

— Bai Ling

I have had the occasion of coming into money and spending some recklessly, like on a purse. At this point, shopping and the spending…

— Michelle Tea

Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.

— Rick Riordan

I know I'm smarter than an armadillo

— Lee Child

...in the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you'd hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and…

— Tom Franklin

While other guitars may have more twang or an esoteric atmosphere, the Les Paul is like a T-Rex thampling everything in it's path ..…

— Miles Zuniga

What joy when the insouciant armadillo glances at us and doesn't quicken his trotting across the track into the palm brush. What is this…

— Denise Levertov

There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead armadillos.

— Jim Hightower

“...avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts.”

— Adam Leith Gollner

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard

— Bill Bailey

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

— Dana Carvey

Is God a man or a woman? God could be an armadillo. I have no idea.

— Sherman Alexie

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

— Jim Hightower

If you ask my dad for help... he'll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the…

— Christopher Titus

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

— Will Cuppy