Atheism Quote by M.F. Moonzajer

“Maybe that’s why God made childbirth so painful, so that when your life is wrecked by children you know it could be worse.”

— J.T. Lawrence

“If there is a god, or hundreds of them, I hope they will forgive me for the harm I may have inflicted on you…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“You can’t conceive, my child, nor can I or anyone the … appalling … strangeness of the mercy of God.”

— Graham Greene

“A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of…

— Jarod Kintz

“Apparently, God doesn’t want us to know why “bad things happen to good people” because He doesn’t tell us.”

— Randy Newman

“For when you realized that God is Everything you know that you've got to love everything no matter how bad it is, in the…

— Jack Kerouac

“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.”

— Carrie Snow

“There was one where he bet I couldn't tell him anything that was absolutely true. So I told him, 'God is love'.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“God could have come down and destroyed the world with the snap of a finger and had us all start all over again. But…

— Andrea Randall

“I wondered if I was an error of God's planning that would be fixed at the end of my life.”

— Ann Brashares

“God was good, she did not doubt. But that did not always mean He gave you everything you wanted.”

— Julie Klassen

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things…

— George Carlin