Coming home Quote by Louise Rennison

One of my chores was to milk the cows, which meant getting up before dawn and going out to that cold dark barn. I…

— Edd Roush

I went through the fields, and sat for an hour afraid to pass a cow. The cow looked at me, and I looked at…

— Dorothy Wordsworth

“Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and…

— Sarah Waters

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

— Hussein Nishah

Was trying to count sheep to help me sleep but I don't think I'll be able to sleep anymore after being chased by a…

— Green Monk

I used to live next door to a farm, so every day for awhile, I used to walk over and fed the cows, when…

— Paul Rudd

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

— Groucho Marx

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your…

— Munshi Premchand

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.

— Rod Stewart

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

— Groucho Marx

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous