Assault Quote by Louise Rennison

I tried to nutmeg him. It never came off and he gave me a slap on the back of the head and told me…

— Steven Gerrard

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

— Erma Bombeck

I hammered him with my fists. He just stood and took it. He didn't suffer graciously, he looked pissed off to no end. But…

— Karen Marie Moning

But that hair? That is comedy entrapment. People are not attacking your hair, they are defending themselves from something that appears like it's about…

— Jon Stewart

He would take the blow so you didn't have to.

— Katie Couric

He reached up and tugged his ear. And I did the same.

— Kiera Cass

Who was blowing on the nape of my neck.

— David Mitchell

I slammed the door in the child's face, a horrific scream trapped in my throat.

— Nnedi Okorafor

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you",…

— Jeaniene Frost

“... That's why you're going directly back to the house. The last thing we need is for you to end up in jail again,…

— Jen Turano

Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short…

— Fran Lebowitz

Had all his hairs been lives, my great revenge. Had stomach for them all.

— Othello