Water buffalo Quote by Louise Nicks

“But they were about as stealthy as water buffaloes.”

— Rick Riordan

“you will probably be eaten by either wild boar, coyotes, or at the very least these fucking annoying pterodactyl mosquitoes.”

— T.M. Frazier

“Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.”

— Jass Richards

“Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?”

— Charles M. Schulz

“Jesus. How are we supposed to explain any of this to the cops? A wild cougar attacked me in the shower and you shot…

— Moira Rogers

“You have no idea how much I want to hunt you, then hold you down and fuck you until you scream with pleasure of…

— Kari Gregg

“She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so…

— Samuel Beckett

“I could be shot on a daily basis for hunting, but the appetite of those in charge protect me.”

— Suzanne Collins

“Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do…

— Steve Carell

“His Grace woke up in the morning red-eyed as a ferret and in roughly the same temper as a rabid badger. Had I a…

— Diana Gabaldon

“Without hesitating, he said, “Can you tell me something? These animals that are just running around out here . . . they couldn’t be…

— Lee H. Whittlesey

“Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill!”

— William Golding