"Suck a bag of dicks!" — Louis C. K.
"Suck a bag of dicks!"
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Louis C. K.
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…
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