"Suck a bag of dicks!" — Louis C. K.

"Suck a bag of dicks!"

— Louis C. K.

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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.

Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…

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More Bag Quotes

This quote is filed under Bag Quotes, one of 757 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I start from scratch with each movie; I wipe the slate and I certainly don't rely on some bag of… — Christian Bale
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every… — Ellen Barkin
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym… — Charles Barkley
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the… — William Blake
If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping… — Bill Bryson
In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I… — Julie Burchill
Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on… — Sholom Aleichem
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. — Fred Allen
Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such… — John Cleese
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag… — Ty Cobb
All the characters in my films are fighting these problems, needing freedom, trying to find a way to cut themselves… — Michelangelo Antonioni

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