Children Quote by Louis CK Download Open image “Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth.” — Louis CK ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I coughed in the morning & then entered my symptoms on internet . Now according to WEBMD I will die tonight. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I never get sick - not a cold, not a cough or sore throat. Everyone around me can be hacking up a lung, and… — Lauren Gibbs Copy Share Image
I had pneumonia when I was 18 months old and I was given penicillin, which I was allergic to, and since then my teeth… — Jess Phillips Copy Share Image
Sorry, Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someones getting hurt. — Louis CK Copy Share Image
You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. — Louis CK Copy Share Image
They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars. — Louis CK Copy Share Image
Im bored is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from,… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
'I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. And even… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If the audience likes your work, if they like you, they don't think whether you are married or have children or not. I made… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
It doesnt seem to me strange that children should like the macabre, the sensational, and the forbidden. — Anthony Hecht Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image