Quote by Louis CK Download Open image “They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.” — Louis CK ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
They don't pay no mind. If you're under 18, you won't be doing any time. — Offspring Copy Share Image
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each... Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. — Matthew Modine Copy Share Image
I don't believe in asking people to spend $15 on something they've never heard before. That's just unreasonable. — Aimee Mann Copy Share Image
“Paying twenty-five dollars for me was your mistake, ma’am. I’m not worth more than fifteen.” — Margaret Brownley Copy Share Image
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someones getting hurt. — Louis CK Copy Share Image
You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. — Louis CK Copy Share Image
Im bored is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth. — Louis CK Copy Share Image
I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from,… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
'I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. And even… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
