Eighty Quote by Lesley Jones
““Who’s too skinny?” Grandad strode across the lawn towards us as he dried his hands on a small towel. “Not you, that’s for sure,” Nan called out. “Well that’s coz you keep feeding me, woman.” “It’s nothing to do with what I feed ya. It’s the beer you drink in that shed every day and the whiskey you sip in front of the telly every night. Not to mention the amount of liquorice allsorts you polish off every week.” “I’m eighty years old, Maisie, I’ve worked hard all my life and raised these two fine people. I think that entitles me to drink, sip, and polish off whatever I bloody well like, which includes you when the mood takes me. So there’ll be no chasing after younger men, there’d only leave ya disappointed anyway. You’ve had sixty years of the best, there’s no going back from that.” He looked at me and winked.””
About This Quote
Source Short story: Family Dialogue, 2021
An elderly man justifies his indulgent habits by citing age, experience, and entitlement, revealing generational tension and self‑justification.
In simple terms: He claims age gives him the right to excess.
Question the entitlement behind excuses.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- intergenerational relationships
- health discussions
- personal boundaries
- humor
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Do you accept age as a license for excess?
- How can families address unhealthy habits respectfully?
The narrative may romanticize harmful habits.