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Red wine Quote by Lesley Jones

“Luke passed him a glass of the red wine we’d been drinking. Liam looked at it but didn’t take it from him. “What the fuck is that?” he asked him. “Wine.” “Do I look like I’ve grown a vagina?” quote by Lesley Jones — Download Open image

““Luke passed him a glass of the red wine we’d been drinking. Liam looked at it but didn’t take it from him. “What the fuck is that?” he asked him. “Wine.” “Do I look like I’ve grown a vagina?””

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