Deportation Quote by Lemony Snicket

“The waitress arrived with Leo’s Coke and my water, asking for our orders– pulled pork poutine for me because, bad Jew, and a mushroom…

— Deborah Wilde

“Like most pure fungi narratives, its interpretation and retelling into human terms is uncertain.”

— Orrin Grey

“HE WOKE TO discover that he had undergone a metamorphosis and become Gregor Samsa.”

— Haruki Murakami

“In biology, fungus is a kingdom unto itself, a documented land of rot and decay, a place for yeasts and molds and spores and…

— A.S.A. Harrison

“Fungi have as much right to life as I do. they know what they want, Bill. Damned if I do anymore.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“It was a fungal party hellscape.”

— Robin Sloan

“But perhaps the enthusiastic sensibility of young women of her age also played a role. This feeling sought release at every opportunity, and with…

— Franz Kafka

“I never thought I’d be saved by a funky fungus!”

— Minecrafty Family

“Yeah, but I thought mushrooms were a kind of fungus!' Teddy says. 'You know, like mould. You can't get mould growing on mould, can…

— Skye Melki-Wegner

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

— Anonymous

“Lieutenant Sparks was a man of thirty who had a variety of ear and nose piercings and wore his blond hair in short spikes—Gregor’s…

— Ruby Lionsdrake

“expelled from the garden.”

— N.T. Wright