Day Quote by Leelee Sobieski

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.

— Gayle Forman

It has not been an easy cross to bear. It has caused considerable confusion. My husband constantly complained about the awkwardness of being married…

— Sister Parish

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often…

— Greg Behrendt

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of…

— Rita Rudner

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

— Walter Winchell

Have you ever been married? Had that thing of someone calling you by a name not your own? It's unsettling. It's like a fictitious…

— Stacy Schiff

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

— Chelsea Handler

The vast majority of women who marry still take their husband's name. And I'm not vilifying that behavior! But that's a pattern where women…

— Rebecca Traister

'Fiancee' is a very fun word to say, because I never thought I would have a fiancee or be a fiancee. Sometimes when I…

— Kirsten Vangsness

I'm surprised by the fact that I like the word 'husband.' I thought I would hate it.

— Alicia Silverstone

I constantly catch myself saying, 'My fiancee, Linda. Wait no - wife.'

— Drew Scott

I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my…

— Jim Gaffigan