Bill clinton Quote by Laurie Notaro

“If you were Bill Clinton, how did you justify Monica Lewinsky to Chelsea? What did you say about the cigar and the beret and…

— Chris Bohjalian

“For the record, if you tried to make me wait for oral sex, I’d be tempted to kill someone.” “Then it’s a good thing…

— Meghan March

“having sex with her boss.”

— Stephen Henning

“I was a virgin before you. You woke a sleeping demon, Regan. I tried to sate it myself, but failed. Now you're going to…

— Larissa Ione

“Barbara had really missed her calling. She should have been a gynecologist. Nothing pleased her more than having her face between another woman’s legs.”

— Elysia N. Fields

“Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on God's table. You're already shame spiralling big-time.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Have sex in my office because those girls insulted me.”

— Skye Warren

“Well,I don't know.The night is still young—anything could happen."The corners of his beautiful mouth twitch upwards. "It can only get better, right?"I frown. "Don't…

— Nicole Christie

“Are you going to rape me at any point or anything?" I just figured it was good to get things out in the open,…

— Domashita Romero

“my oral sex skills are off the chart. I know all about getting dirty down under. Let me show you, pretty please?”

— Kylie Scott

“Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?”

— Vincent H. O'Neil

“I saw fingerprint sized bruises on her thighs. She told me she had been bumping into things at work. They disappeared afterwards. I later…

— Steven Magee