Deadline Quote by Laurie Notaro Download Open image “I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.” — Laurie Notaro ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Deadline Tax day Taxes
I envy people who can think, 'No, I'm not going to work today' when they have a huge pile of deadlines stacking up. — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
Tax Day is the one day of the year I disappoint the government as much as it disappoints me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated. — Kevin Brady Copy Share Image
Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I never work until I have a deadline. You have to fit so much in a given day that you just don't get serious… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason that deadline actually can work very well for you is what it forces you to do is make decisions. — David Allen Copy Share Image
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My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
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I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good conscience, refer… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“I just might kill someone in my next job, and I'll be honest here, I couldn't do the time. Really. No way. I couldn't… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
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“Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model” — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
Having small children and being an investigative reporter would seem like a difficult mix, but it worked well for me. I was often working… — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
All writers are forced to live within deadlines, and deadlines determine how good they can be. — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I always think the most important thing for a writer is a deadline, and it's the same with a house. They say you shouldn't… — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
“Pakiramdam ko e andami kong naiisip na dehins magawa dahil alang deadline. Nasanay ata ko sa school tsaka sa trabaho na lahat may deadline.… — Manix Abrera Copy Share Image
Everybody in the real world will agree - the moment a project is behind deadline, quality assurance tends to go out the window. — Alan Cox Copy Share Image
Nero wasn't worried at all when he heard the utterance of the Delphic Oracle: "Beware the age of seventy-three." Plenty of time to enjoy… — C.P. Cavafy Copy Share Image
Nothing focuses attention like a real deadline. If you are in a field where life and death, or having a job or not having… — John Perry Copy Share Image
“There is one surefire way to produce bad writing: submit to the slavery of a deadline.” — Flavia Idà Copy Share Image
I think setting goals is critical; having deadlines for ourselves- how much by when? Too many people have these big dreams where they want… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
