Guidance counselor Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson

“Are you being a guidance counselor again? Stop playing with your food.”

— Elizabeth Hunter

“Someone should give them all an A+ for chewing,” Vere whispered.”

— Anne Eliot

“Make them want to give you the thing you're taking.”

— Jess Walter

“You might be useful but my dogs gotta eat.”

— Michael Grant

“Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Then, I reached for my sandwich and took a bite. It wasn’t the same as biting a person, but the chewing helped.”

— Penny Reid

“How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make…

— Carroll Bryant

“That’s what you get for being food.”

— Margaret Atwood

“It's probably a class for guidance counselors only - How to Emit Inappropriate Joy in the Face of Adolescent Horror. I'm fairly certain they…

— Katja Millay

“See, when something’s the right thing to do, you don’t do it for a reward.”

— A. Lee Martinez

“Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction?”

— Dee Henderson

“Your mouth is not given to you for feeding alone; it is given to you to programme events and circumstance around you.”

— Jaachynma N.E. Agu