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“I’m like a Happy Meal without the toy.” Liam gave him an incredulous look. “Are you kidding? You’re like a Happy Meal with two…

— K.A. Merikan

“I love children. Eating them, that is.”

— Keith McGowan

“I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes.”

— Meljean Brook

“Can I have a Happy Meal?" "don't you think you're getting a little old for that?" "I'm only seven, Dad.”

— Nicholas Sparks

“We are eating like adults. Kids have to eat when and what they're told. We get to eat when and what we want. Because…

— Nora Roberts

You should've just gotten a kids' meal.” Adrian told me, pointing to my half-eaten burger and fries. “You could've saved me a lot of…

— Richelle Mead

“For years I thought I hated children's laughter. I had no idea – I was just hungry.” Healthy Choice ad”

— Healthy Choice

“A meal that can be packed and frozen and thawed is nothing you should desire--much less teach your kids to want.”

— Mireille Guiliano

“Babies love fat.”

— Kathryn Stockett

“Why should they bother to go grocery shopping? It's not like their son needs to eat or anything like that.”

— Jessica Warman

“A kid is what you feed it, plus from that what can be gathered.”

— Will Advise

I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids. I remember…

— Gore Verbinski