Heat of the moment Quote by Laurelin Paige

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself to the usual lot of women…

— Trieu Thi Choi

“Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!”

— Kazuo Koike

“I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis’s voice like in Look Who’s Talking. “Come on! Swim…

— Tara Sivec

“Your strong jaw, your perfectly mussed-up hair, the lean but somehow still muscular body, the height—you’re practically Captain America.” “Except English.” “Even worse!”

— Michelle hodkin

“Can you believe I’m pregnant, Lee?” “Honestly? I can’t say I’m shocked. I mean, it’s Cohen.” “What the hell does that mean?” I laugh.…

— Harper Sloan

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

“When you kiss a Mer-male, does it taste like fish?”

— Nadine Christian

“I have the confidence of a killer whale, but being shot down by these losers stings.”

— Victoria Scott

“How do you expect me to resist? You’re a walking temptation. A testosterone menace in a tiny little towel,”

— J.S. Scott