Accounts Quote by Kim Kardashian

“It's as f you can say to money, 'buy me this,' 'take me there,' and 'do the following.' Keep in mind that the only…

— Robert M. Gignac

What do you want me to do, rob a bank?

— Barry McGuigan

I talk money so I save breath.

— Wiz Khalifa

“You know what f**k sitting here talking to me, go f**king find them and don't call me back until you do or someone may…

— Mz. Mimi

“I don't know what's going on with you,' the man says from across the counter, 'but I'm not taking your money.' He blows into…

— Jay Asher

“What does a man do when he robs a bank? Last week I ran like hell.”

— Jarod Kintz

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some…

— Steven Wright

Richard, might I ask you something? We've talked tonight of what you must do, of what you can do, of what you ought to…

— Sharon Kay Penman

Sometimes I get a call from my bank, and the first thing they ask is, 'Mr. Mitnick, may I get your account number?' And…

— Kevin Mitnick

“I nearly swallow my tongue when Cash pops up from behind the bar. “You must be Olivia.” “Holy mother of hell!” I say, grabbing…

— M. Leighton

If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.'

— Tom Rosenthal

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do…

— Roddy Piper