Ifs Quote by Kevin Nealon Download Open image “I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.” — Kevin Nealon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ifs
It may be true that my desk here is really 'nothing but' a transient eddy of electrons in the flux of universal process. Nevertheless,… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
If you're having a very high-adrenaline, high-movement experience in virtual reality and then all of a sudden you're back in your office, that disconnect… — Palmer Luckey Copy Share Image
When I'm not filming anything or on the road doing stand-up, I'm usually doing stand-up shows every night - usually a few shows a… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
I tend to stand up and speak up when I see something dysfunctional happening. — Gina Miller Copy Share Image
Stand-up doesn't terrify me or even make me nervous beyond some pre-show restless excitement. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I love stand-up, but it has become so normal and natural to me that the buzz comes from the adrenaline of a great show… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I hear it all the time, people always on my back about quitting or not doing stuff. Then first time in the Superdome, lights… — Demaryius Thomas Copy Share Image
If I did a talk show, this would allow me to speak on what's happening at that moment. I can be current, and I… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
When you go live, anything can happen. It excites me because it means I have to be on. When the camera's on, whatever happens happens. — Bobby Roode Copy Share
Sometimes when I'm at my desk, I'll realize that I have contorted myself completely, and I haven't moved for hours, and that my legs… — Dani Shapiro Copy Share Image
Because I started doing stand-up relatively late - 29 - someone can shout something at me but it's not going to be as bad… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world,… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage.… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
If we gave up our freedom as the price of security, we would no longer be the great nation that we are. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action. If you know these… — William Bernbach Copy Share Image
