You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world,… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage.… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
