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“He got a table........so I got a table.He got bottles.........so…” quote by Kevin Hart — Download Open image

“He got a table........so I got a table.He got bottles.........so I got bottles........He got Bitches..I didnt get bitches I had my aunt with me and I wouldnt call her a bitch.”

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