Quote by Kellen Burden Download Open image ““I’m like Gumby in a dehydrator.”” — Kellen Burden ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks… — Kellen Burden Copy Share Image
“Harkin orders a turkey sandwich and the heaviest shit they serve, black like his heart. That’s literally how he orders it, and I swear… — Kellen Burden Copy Share Image
“My place smells like whatever loneliness smells like. Ramen and broken dreams or something.” — Kellen Burden Copy Share Image
