Quote by Kellen Burden

“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of…

— Jeff Strand

“As a matter of fact, life starts to feel mighty long when all you eat is turkey bacon and egg whites and a side…

— George Takei

“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore”

— Chrissie Swan

“I made myself a big turkey sandwich for lunch.”

— Katrina Kahler

“he's not a piece of meat you can job off the market by the pound. because, if you do,maish, if you do, you'll rot…

— Rod Serling

“Does the beef salute the butcher as it throbs to it's knees?”

— Clive Barker

“The same meat, at the same time, from the same butcher. Who always says the same things, unless I say something different. I’ll admit,…

— Stephen King

“Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere—-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain’t so easy as…

— R.J. Leahy

“Better the butcher than the meat.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of…

— Justin Cronin

“I can tell by the look on Hagin's face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren't fat.”

— Anonymous

“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks…

— Kellen Burden