Premature ejaculation Quote by Kegel Exercises for Men

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

— Frankie Boyle

Jumping to conclusions is like premature ejaculation, only satisfying to the guy doing it, and eventually he stops getting chances to do it.

— Anonymous

Quickies...the best excuse for premature ejaculation ever.

— Nikhil Saluja

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

— Dave Attell

“we, with our propensity for murder, torture, slavery, rape, cannibalism, pillage, advertising jingles, shag carpets, and golf, how could we be seriously considered as…

— Tom Robbins

“Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I’ve ever seen one.”

— Rosanna Leo

Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.

— Tom Sims

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the…

— Julie Burchill

They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and…

— Frankie Boyle

So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does…

— Robert Schimmel

“The impatient man of courage is like a premature ejaculation.”

— Elizaveta Mikhailichenko and Yury Nesis

A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you…

— Tommy Cooper